Oh god, Im counting down man. 6 days of block leave left before I hope off to that dumb place called Wallaby. I need a planned emergency, haha.

Thought of a few ideas which would probably work if i combine them all.

1) Sleep at the garden near my house everyday. Like camping? No insect repellent. My neighbourhood's known for a number of dengue cases and if lucky I might get stung by one of those dengue mosquitoes.

2) Fall from like what, 2nd storey. Just enough to get hospitalised.

3) Mimic the wallstreet guy. MRT comes, jump in front of it. Of course that's the last resort. And hopefully I don't go to hell.

Yah of course all this is just crap. But surely on that day some ppl will get hospitalised for all sorts of stupid reasons I couldn't think of.

I already lost count of how many times I scrub and clean my equipment this week man. For the inspection by the Australians, before we can ship off our stuff to Wallaby. They are super strict cos Australia is a disease-free country and all. Told to make our equipment what, wheat-free, free of mud-stains. It's like asking us to make it brand new sia. Those with plenty of credits left would purchase new equipment la. Still in the end my field pack had tons of stains here and dere, with wheat trapped all over the place and I got through the inspection fairly easily. i think they just made sure all the things are clean la, so dumping them in the washing machine would have been good enough. And talking to them while they inspect helps. Yep. Haha.

Makes you think SAF always scams you to do more than what is actually required of you right.

And we were given two nights out, one spent with family in the comforts of my home, and the other with guojun at Lot1. God. Im nvr ever going to buy prima deli waffle again. Tasted like heaven at first but after a while it really sucks la.

And went to watch "The Other Guys" yesterday with Yingzhen. The movie was great la. Simple as that.

K, going back to play now. Grand theft Auto.